The Importance of Being Earnest :: Comedy Irony Papers

The Importance of Being EarnestALGERNON. You have al trends told me it was Ernest. I have introduced you to perpetuallyy angiotensin-converting enzyme as Ernest. You answer to the label of Ernest. You looking for as if your name was Ernest. You are the most earnest-looking person I ever saw in my life. It is short absurd your saying that your name isnt Ernest. Its on your cards. Here is one of them. Taking it from case. Mr. Ernest Worthing, B. 4, The Albany. Ill keep this as a proof that your name is Ernest if ever you attempt to deny it to me, or to Gwendolen, or to any one else. Puts the card in his pocket.JACK. Well, my name is Ernest in town and diddly-squat in the country, and the cigarette case was given to me in the country. ALGERNON. Yes, but that does not account statement for the fact that your small Aunt Cecily, who lives at Tunbridge Wells, calls you her dear uncle. Come, old boy, you had lots better have the thing out at once.JACK. My dear Algy, you blabber bare ly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk the like a dentist when one isnt a dentist. It produces a false impression.ALGERNON. Well, that is exactly what dentists always do. immediately, go on Tell me the whole thing. I may mention that I have always suspected you of being a confirmed and secret Bunburyist and I am quite sure of it now.JACK. Bunburyist? What on earth do you mean by a Bunburyist?ALGERNON. Ill reveal to you the signification of that incomparable expression as soon as you are variety enough to inform me why you are Ernest in town and Jack in the country.JACK. Well, produce my cigarette case first.ALGERNON. Here it is. Hands cigarette case. Now produce your explanation, and pray make it improbable. Sits on sofa.JACK. My dear fellow, there is cipher improbable about my explanation at all. In fact its perfectly ordinary. Old Mr. Thomas Cardew, who adopted me when I was a little boy, do me in his will guardian to his grand-daughter, Miss Cecily Cardew. Cecily, who addresses me as her uncle from motives of respect that you could not possibly appreciate, lives at my place in the country under the vote out of her admirable governess, Miss Prism.ALGERNON. Where in that place in the country, by the way?JACK. That is nothing to you, dear boy.